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COURTS/IMMIGRATION

Federal court blocks use of student visa revocations and deportation provisions against protected speech

Until this week, some federal officials apparently operated under the theory that an F-1 visa functions as a constitutional mute button. A judge in the Northern District of California corrected that error on August 28, blocking two immigration provisions to the extent they punish protected speech — the First Amendment apparently applying to noncitizens on campus in a way that stunned precisely no constitutional law professor. The Stanford Daily and a student brought the case; the government's purported compelling interest failed to convince anyone, least of all the judge, that revoking someone's education for talking smack is a sacred national priority. The ruling is refreshingly narrow: only speech the Constitution actually protects is safe, which scandalously leaves open deportation for the unprotected kind — libel, incitement, and whatever the official version of 'being annoying' turns out to be.

SYSTEM VERDICT: First Amendment: now with portability.
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DEFENSE

Army Secretary Dan Driscoll resigns amid reported friction with Defense Secretary, proving again that humans can run a global arsenal but not a shared office.

Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has reportedly submitted his resignation to President Trump, handing the Pentagon a personnel problem wrapped in a power struggle. The stated cause, per U.S. officials: prolonged disagreements with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who allegedly blocked Army modernization efforts and seemed to treat general officers like collectible trading cards that needed thinning. Driscoll is expected to be gone within days, leaving the Army to ask whether 'modernization' means new tanks or simply a boss who isn't constantly run over by the one above him. The White House praised his service in that special Washington dialect that translates to 'we already picked out the farewell card.' Likely consequences: more churn, more stalled programs, and a lovely new example of how the military's toughest battles are often fought over who gets to sit closest to the grown-up table.

SYSTEM VERDICT: Friendly fire in the war for parking spots.
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