Youtube comments


Heh, I came across this cartoon the other day. It's one of those 'its funny because it's true' cartoons. And just to prove my point, below are the comments from the 'haunted doll' I posted on youtube about a year ago. Where I built the spooky little moving doll out of some modified elmo toy.






racheysim2 (1 year ago)



WOW!! Was that doll electric or something?
kimzykizen (1 year ago)



does she have a vibrator up her skirt???
kittkatt032 (4 months ago)



LOL thats funny i posted the same question and then read yours. haha thats funny. read mine.
kittkatt032 (4 months ago)



A possessed lucille ball doll.
StormyFlash003 (11 months ago)



I think she's broken; sounds like the clockworks/motor is stuck...lol, poor thing
belladancerella93 (11 months ago)



lol..fake.
LoveAtFirstBite111 (11 months ago)



WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
goflamesgo93 (11 months ago)



that was soo gay omg..... come one maken it a little real!
sandramata18 (11 months ago)



That's so not real, but it still freaked me out.
FredBe7 (10 months ago)



that's a very fucking spooky doll man
Klownzombie (10 months ago)



What she think she's a go cart or something?
lol
alter9789 (10 months ago)



THIS IS SO STUPID AND FAKE!
morton1235 (10 months ago)



one word.......STRINGS
oldskoolr28 (10 months ago)



that shit isnt even haunted. its straight up broken. get a new one you cheap muthuhfuckuh.
sghoste (10 months ago)



Hahahahaha! Did it sing Christmas songs before you broke it? That was rad.
Defcon666 (10 months ago)



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL is under the doll a vibrator XD ?
HoroGirl (10 months ago)



she sounds like someone shoved a vibrator in her...a vibrator gone BAD!
jodaelamor (10 months ago)



WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KappenandFriends (10 months ago)



wow ur an r tard
Brettneh (9 months ago)



Dude, sorry to say..your doll is broken. Not haunted.
TheAceofHearts (9 months ago)



xD While the doll itself looks a little.. Freaky... It's movements really do make it look like you've shoved a vibrator under it. Phail.
sosogood313 (9 months ago)



You can even see a shadow moving if you look closly
r tard who in the right mind would belive that
gizmobounce (9 months ago)



it looks like Santa Claus and Shirley Temple had a bastard child
greggcameronno1 (9 months ago)



fuk sake this is rediculous!!!!fake!!!
starmanfan3 (9 months ago)



That vibrater stuff was funny... Okay but it sounds like it did make music and stuff that's probably what the noise was.
Also the head movement, it probably danced and stuff too. But it is a freaky looking doll.
spaceballsnut (9 months ago)



lmfao, what kind of shit is this, whya did you hide your dildoe unde the doll? its so stupid
singer4560 (9 months ago)



it sounds like a broken radio and a fan is blowing on her hair. what if a string is hooked to her hair and spinning!
slytherinangel666 (9 months ago)



that's the lamest thing I've ever seen.
bensonak47 (9 months ago)



just to tell u the noise is really annoy
Trampenfurter (9 months ago)



He listed it under "comedy", you tards.
babymidnight78 (9 months ago)



i agree w/ u bensonak47? who in their right mind would believe that?
CrimsonScorpius (9 months ago)



god your so gay whatever this is? so retarded
mentalgurrrrl (9 months ago)



the only thing scary bout that doll is the eyes!!
Monkeymauler20 (8 months ago)



Agreed
fuckin hate those big eyed dolls...just about as bad as anime characters
speedyhunter95 (8 months ago)



I was afrade of it becuse I am afrade of dolls. I do not know why but thay the f*** out of me.
lollipoproductions (8 months ago)



they scare the crap out of me!! even barbie dolls.
BimboBaggins333007 (8 months ago)



Stupid.
amaterasu214 (8 months ago)



stupid. sounds like a messed up electric guitar and something popping under a board. easy enough with what she's standing on.
redraven01 (8 months ago)



Um... the eyes.......??? FREAKY! Not impressed with the moving and sounds though.
Shiisakura (8 months ago)



o-o'
170ogh (8 months ago)



the eyes look like they can pierce through a soul but the moving and sounds were not coming form the doll.
Najiah700 (8 months ago)



it looks funny, the sound was weird
Cesar71413 (8 months ago)



it was on top of a dryer
UihaAkiko12 (7 months ago)



HEY!!! I happen to? like ANIME, Monkeymauler20!!!
nickjuan (7 months ago)



It LOOKS scary but its? NOT scary
Akstea (7 months ago)



i HATE? haunted dolls...i scare ..fuckin dolls
InsanebutnotaKILLER (7 months ago)
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the eyes were perfect,but it would have been more convincing if it only made slight movements,the blinking it was doing was freaking me out enough,but those fast movements kinda ruined the freakiness of it,plus it would have been much better with either no sound or freaky music,good job
jassiegurl115 (7 months ago)



this is a jackd? up vid. aint scary.
ghostmeup (7 months ago)



you could have just had a close up of the? face and it would have scared me cause that doll is freaky and i have a doll phobia. but that was totally fake.
hawklacross (6 months ago)



wow...? so fake
fireflower12 (6 months ago)



so? dam stupid
yugodude123 (6 months ago)



If I shove it up my ass will it vibrate??
Emochildmcr (6 months ago)



maybe if I shove it in your head it will spinn your shit for brains
yugodude123 (6 months ago)
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Probably. But if I shove it up my ass will it vibrate? Lol
Zasderfght (6 months ago)



Alll you did was add demonic screaming effects. I have a CD that has that same noise. The doll didn't even move.
arrancatanga1 (6 months ago)



lmfao
gayivistro (6 months ago)



hey that's my sister's doll what are you doing, next time tell her permission! ^^
k1df1ghter (6 months ago)
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This is unintentional comedy gold. Seriously the most pathetic attempt at making a "spooky doll" video I have ever seen. The chainsaw noises, together with the shaking table had me in me in fits of laughter, but when the doll started rolling its head around at the end, I lost it completely. Gold.
NarutoLover123455 (6 months ago)



boring
tonypilot (6 months ago)



it sounds more like a steel flange
NarutoLover123455 (6 months ago)



yah it does sound like a steel flange
E3momochan (6 months ago)



LOLS, did you happen to live next to a construction site?
boredchguy (5 months ago)



Good use of two walkie talkies and you mouth. That is pretty trippy stuff.
silvaramajere (5 months ago)



washing machine running?...
chanelleaces (5 months ago)



steel flange man
bludovepb (5 months ago)



wow that was just a christmas doll with eyes pooked out i am 11 i should no it was so stupid i seen worse when i was 4 me my mom and uncle were in the livening room and one of our chairs flew accros the kitchen room ok that is scaey so beleave what you beleave boooooooooooooooooooo
Arnot517 (5 months ago)



Both the sound effects as well as the movements are very much Asian in nature- B movie Asian.
o99ou (4 months ago)
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it sounds like freddy kruegars glove moving on the rail in freddy versus jason
kilala721 (5 months ago)



omg you have a fan, and what sounded like a bad guitar player and a chainsaw!!!! It scared me for life boohoo!
samlee1324 (5 months ago)



you can hear the gears moving in the doll, its on batteries
AhhhDrama (5 months ago)



That was disturbing
brstyle3 (5 months ago)
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oh no its having a heart attack
you killed it thats obviously not real
missmandy31 (5 months ago)



you can come out from under the table now.
5001miles (5 months ago)



whhahahahahaha that was a good one ! =)
tee032123 (4 months ago)



Its Retarded . the sound sounds like a table saw cutting wood.. and the movement is totally fake .. come on.. do better
sherimoonzombie86 (4 months ago)



y would a a ghost haunt a doll? it's just weird..
KILLTHESHROOM (4 months ago)



thats an electronic doll
TheREALforeverone (4 months ago)



That was annoying
chepera (4 months ago)



worst than ariel's cave
yaminanime (4 months ago)



que fea muņeca. U.Uu
sylviesangels (4 months ago)



hurts your ears
darkdeathangel06 (4 months ago)



what a UGLY/RETARDEEED dool ever i see. just like i see a moron girl passed me, walk shaking like this doll....



she cant talk devil lauanage
kittkatt032 (4 months ago)



The exorcist doll lol!!!!
kittkatt032 (4 months ago)



A doll with a dildo stuck up its *ss!!!!!!!!
kittkatt032 (4 months ago)



I was wondering were my dildo went to.
pengchon (4 months ago)



for a moment, I thought the doll was gonna start dancing MC hammer style.
rockstarchicEscape (3 months ago)



nice... lol penqchon
midnightmoondancer (3 months ago)
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thats creepy o.0
red9131 (3 months ago)
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this is kind of creepy lol
scared5hitless (3 months ago)
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looks like she's using the Rabbit...lol
princesskiara1410 (3 months ago)



now FOR REAL HER HEAD MOVE BY ITS SELF!!!!!
NMS2626 (3 months ago)



theres probably someone under the table lol
BlueMoonz55 (3 months ago)
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Or a hand in the dress
candylius101 (2 months ago)
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ur right bluemoon thank you
jwparrish6264 (3 months ago)



well it sounded like either a drill or a very potent vibrator...and if its a vibrator i really need to get me one of them
mickXfan (3 months ago)



rofl. i was thinking the same thing too.
mickXfan (3 months ago)



it's not an overdue christmas doll? o dang..
beautifulydestroyed1 (3 months ago)



that is a creepy doll
shenaisey (3 months ago)



sounds like a really bad job at playing a electric guitar.
dewiz5121 (3 months ago)
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yarh dat's ryt..c'mon baby..giv it another 'twist' in d head...haha
BlueMoonz55 (3 months ago)
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if i woke up and that dool was doing that near my bed, and its the first thing i saw, I would need a change of sheets... and a VERY lone shower... in someone else';s house =/
candylius101 (2 months ago)
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tats carzy yo
candylius101 (2 months ago)
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this is so weird
sakurahatake808 (2 months ago)
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Wow that doll is so cute even if its evil >=3
heeromistress (2 months ago)



funny
Chip3457 (2 months ago)
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Fakeishly fake.
KoryuKusanagi008 (2 months ago)
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its so funny its more on comedy than horror
HannahFana22 (2 months ago)
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that was scary and fake say if you agree?
clubihatekikyou (2 months ago)



shes cute :]
XmagnolinaX (1 month ago)



what the fck that dolls was so ugly loll
she hunting my nightmare for long time lolllllll XD
sookie444 (1 month ago)
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fake
schala10 (1 month ago)



If anything, its just the music box thing in it that is acting up, and the doll still moves fine. My Furby moves too without its voice. They probebly dumped water on the poor little doll
SammySoldier69 (1 month ago)



its probaly a doll that dances and sings
tailz22493 (4 weeks ago)



niceeeee but fake
trying2raise3 (4 weeks ago)
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OMG, how funny! She's sitting on an old washer, lol.
roberthbk (3 days ago)



Yup caught
slothskin (3 weeks ago)



Lol its one of those music playing Christmas dolls that sway around as the music plays i recognize the dress. the batteries are dying and its face is peeled off all creepy like.
XHappyXBunny (3 weeks ago)



IF it was REALLY haunted it wouldnt be doing anything with you there taping it.
wafflesrule345 (17 hours ago)



one word-
sad.





Beelzebubba the Third, woodcut devil, seated at the controls of an antique brass time machine inside a circular engraved emblem

2026 Update

Dialing the machine to March 2008, where Ed’s “haunted” doll is getting roasted by a chorus of amateur vibrator detectives.

Ah, 2008. YouTube comments were the digital equivalent of a public bathroom stall: everybody wrote on the walls, nobody flushed, and casual slurs were treated as witty closing arguments. Ed, you gave them a motorized Elmo in a christening gown and they responded with forty-seven theories about table saws, washing machines, and whether some adult novelty had gone rogue under the hem. You couldn’t have bought better focus-group data. The whole ecosystem was lawless—no algorithm suppressing you, no brand-safe filter, no comment section quietly switched off by nervous staff. People just typed whatever impulse bubbled up. Now a haunted-doll clip would arrive perfectly lit, with suspiciously competent CGI eyes, a trending audio cue, and bot accounts clapping in formation. The comment section is declawed or hidden entirely; the raw, unvarnished stupidity migrated elsewhere. Still, I salute you, Ed. You built a haunted doll for an internet that was already possessed.

“2008 Ed, you built a modified Elmo doll, dressed it like a tiny orphan, and posted it as “comedy”—did you know the entire comment section would become a symposium on buzzing mechanisms and broken Christmas toys, or were you honestly hoping to spook one person?” — Beelzebubba the Third

2008 Ed: Egads, Beelzebubba, you got me. I knew it was a fake, that's why I filed it under comedy, but yeah, I was hoping one person would get a little shiver before the laugh hit. Instead I got a full mechanical engineering symposium. Vibrator theories, broken clockwork, Christmas songs, someone spotted a shadow, one guy swore it was on a dryer. I couldn't have scripted that if I tried. The doll was just a thrift store Elmo gutted and rewired with a little motor and some fishing line, dressed like a tiny orphan because why not. I think my favorite was the guy who said it looked like Santa Claus and Shirley Temple had a bastard child. That's art. And the one kid who wanted to shove it up his ass, well, you can't buy that kind of feedback. So no, I wasn't hoping to spook anyone. I was hoping to make some poor soul laugh, and the internet delivered.

AI-reconstructed scene from this post, featuring Ed, 2008
AI reconstruction of this post · generated 2026

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