Go back and copy/paste the first sentence for the first post you made each month over 2004 and post it in your journal
april: Behold, for I have arrived!
may: Whee, another droll weekend.
june: Sneaky snack machine stole my 25 cents.
july: Hmm, I really like the new yahoo interface and all the features, and the
extra space
august: I hit upon a few treasures during my garage sale adventures yesterday.
Sept: OK, I am in a foul mood today. It seems like some greater power has brought forth the 'cornucopia of annoying things' and started to gleefully shake it over my head.
Oct: Friday should have been yesterday, but alas, it was not.
Nov: Someone brought in donuts, and now I have a sugar headache.
DEC: Oh, goddamn it